Writing challenge. What if you could rewrite your favourite Christmas song?
So Jed from over at Okay, What if? has set us the above challenge. Right from the outset I liked the idea, however I have to be honest and say it was a little harder than I initially thought!
Anyway for your entertainment, here is my remake of that old classic ‘Jingle Bells’. Remember you can’t just read it, you have to sing along, to the tune of , yep you guessed it, well, Jingle Bells of course!
Laughing in the snow,
They say more is on the way,
There are presents still to wrap,
and food to cook for the big day.
The sprouts they do their work,
They produce cool musical toots,
Lets hope we cook the turkey right,
So we don’t give ourselves the scoots!
Jingle Bells, Santa Smells,
He’s had too many greens,
He gets the presents muddled up,
and gives everyone a tin of beans.
Jingle Bells, now the whole town smells
There are lots of musical toots,
Santa lets a big one rip
and blows himself clean out of his boots!
The Indecisive Eejit 
Oh my . . . I can tell this one is going to take a bit of practice!
Oh boy I really have to get my submission in!
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You gotta go a little bit quick on some sentences to get them to fit in, that’s the trick. Being drunk might help too! lol
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I could totally do this drunk, and I’d sound like Bing Crosby too. XD
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Lol would we agree though Bing? Lol
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Microsoft Bing? Eek!
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Bing Cosby you eejit!
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Lol I’m losing track of the meaning!
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May I smack you? lol
You said you would sound like Bing Crosby, you eejit!
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Let’s go back to the agree question. Could you ask that again with more words?
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That’s not fair, you’re trying to confuse me and you know fine well I don’t do well with confusion! Shame on you lol I’m too confused to answer :)
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Are you trying to shame me just to cover up your confusion? Because it might be working.
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Shit, you know me to well lol
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You’re one of my favorites, Jules.
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Likewise ;)
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Every year I get the scoots and now I know why! I guess I’ll pass on the turkey and go for ham this year. Very entertaining and I actually may be still singing it later.
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Lol maybe you ‘gobble’ it down to fast, ho ho ho! lol
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I do tend to gobble!
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I’d either make mine instrumental, or hire Marcel Marceau to sing it.
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Nooo, we want you up there front and centre belting it out!! lol
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LOL. Scoots….funny take!
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Thank you M’aam, no scoots for you this Christmas me hopes! lol
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[…] Jiggling Jingle Bells! | The Indecisive Eejit […]
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LOLing!
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So were my workmates today when I sang it in the office! Mortified.com lol
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Bloody brilliant!
Song/tune came into my head on cue – and off I went with your new lyrics! We have a #1 on the sh*t parade ….. toot tooot ;) ;)
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lol @ Sh*t parade so, so true. Band name: Indie Loo and the Eejits :)
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*snorts*
damn woman – you are so lucky that I held off on sipping my coffee – cause it would have been a out the mouth, through the nose, splat the screen and choke to death kinda affair – of the heart? —
Indie Loo and the Eejits !
roflmao
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You gonna join? lol
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well if that is an open invitation – then hell, yeah! we be rocking on ….
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