I’ve something I need to get off my chest and for some of you it might even be a shock.
I’m a woman!
Straight up, no messing. I have boobs and everything!
For those of you who think I am losing the plot, I am, but that has nothing to do with this post. It’s more to do with the fact that when I interact with the blogging community some people, for some reason, think I am of the male gender!
Now don’t get me wrong, there is probably nothing wrong with being a male, but all that peeing standing up and scratching your leeks, as in your balleeks in the morning, is just not for me.
So I’m curious as to what it is that leads people to come to this conclusion about me.
I guess the name Geeky G4mer is perhaps a little non gender specific, so that’s fair enough. There could also be the fact that I have spent all of my working life in a predominantly male environment. Perhaps it has given me lads mentality, but I learned within the first 7 days of working in my current job that it was a case of get balls and grow up, or get out!
I am by no means a girly girl. I’m not into all that pink glitter sequins malarky, I’m a t shirt and jeans kinda girl, and pretty much everything in my wardrobe is black! I do however spice it up a little with slogans on the front of my tee’s to entertain the masses. Sometimes it entertains me too, like the time I was walking through the supermarket wearing my favourite slogan, “Smile it confuses people”, when out of the corner of my eye I saw this lady punch her husband, his reply was that he had simply been trying to read my tee shirt.
Puppies – 1, Hen Pecked husband – 0.
After all this time on the planet, it is unlikely that I am going to change. You can rest assured that I have no immediate plans to morph into a man any time soon!
I did toy with the idea of adding a voice memo to this post by way of proof, but:
- I couldn’t figure out how to do it.
- I couldn’t think of anything to say.
- I got distracted and went out with my mate instead.
- Now I just can’t be bothered trying to figure it all out because it’s to late.
So there you have it, tonights front page news, The Geeky G4mer is a female! Shame on those who thought I wasn’t, next time read my about page….ffs!