Dear Alien Leg,
Happy birthday! You are one year old today!
This is going to be the last post I write about you, I’ve decided that you are what you are and I am just going to have to live with it. Things could have been a whole lot worse.
We’ve had a rough year you and I.
I found that being with you through your recovery left me feeling a little depressed, I’m still trying to shake it. It’s hard to go from being fit and healthy to bolloxed in the space of 30 seconds. Harder still to be housebound for 6 months when you’re used to working two jobs.
I’m reminded of your existence every day. I’m always in some degree of pain or discomfort, always wary and now even your twin has started acting up because she is fed up taking all the strain. To think she was always the problematic one when we were younger, you not so. Now look at you ffs!
Your cousins, the Hip sisters are not so happy either. They say you two are not pulling your weight and passing a lot of the work to them. I’m just praying you all figure it out, so that someday soon we can all work together as a team.
We met some interesting people on our journey though didn’t we. We’ll not forget the help they gave us because we couldn’t have managed without them.
Looking back 9 – 10 months, I didn’t think I would be able to do what I am now. I know there are still a lot of things we can’t do and there are some things we’ll never be able to do again, but that’s just the way it is and I’m trying to find a way to accept that. It’s proving a little harder than I thought though.
Usually in letters there is a bit about how you wouldn’t change anything etc, but I can’t say that, because if I could go back 12 months and never have met you in the first place, of course I would. No offence intended of course!
Even though they have said you might never get better, I still think, and hope there is room for improvement. They say though that we are certain to get a visit from Uncle Arthritis and that Cousin Cartilage might have us in hospital again in the years to come. We’ll just have to cross all those bridges when we come to them.
I’ve left you a present on the dressing table. Cod liver oil capsules with a hint of Glucosamine. I know they aren’t very pleasant, but they are meant to help, so lets give it a shot.
I’ll try and remember to get in touch in about 6 months time to see how things are going. In the meantime I hope you continue to improve and try and have a word with your twin and tell her to give me a fecking break.
Be good and stop giving me so much pain if you can, I’d appreciate it!
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11 thoughts on “Alien Leg – Part 6 – The Last Stand”
Wow I can’t believe it’s been that long.
Huh what do ya mean, seems like a lifetime lol
A ‘fecking break’ in the theatrical ‘break a leg’ way, I hope! Otherwise, it seems a little dangerous to even mention that word in the presence of alien leg twin. ;)
Lol a ‘feckin break’ as in she needs to stop arsin around lol but good point well presented, I am glad I did not read your comment aloud, twin has been problematic this week :)
:( Does twin sense the onset of the cold to come?
Not so much, but Alien leg does, she has turned into a weather vane! lol Twin previously was the bad knee with a 70% knee cap displacement, so now with more pressure she likes to make her presence felt as well lol
Yikes! Curse those flip flops. You’ve been through hell! How is the alien leg behaving and her twin? Hope there has been notable improvement.
It is what it is. Winter is tougher than summer, but neither function very well. This summer I am forcing myself to get motivated and she some weight to take the pressure off them. Wish me luck, I’ll need it lol
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Good luck! I’m sure you will get it done. *making weird weightlifting faces and gestures*