You’re sitting at a café when a stranger approaches you. This person asks what your name is, and, for some reason, you reply. The stranger nods, “I’ve been looking for you.” What happens next?
Well that’s a no brainer, I’d be up the street as fast as my fake Louis Buttons could carry me. In my experience a stranger, who knows you by name and who just happens to be in the same cafe, is not going to be after anything good.
Now don’t get me wrong I know he’s not Dr Death or anything, I mean come on, everyone knows that geezer wears a big black cape, but still, it’s not going to end well.
Stranger: Are you the Indecisive Eejit?
Stranger: You are her, you look just like her avatar thing.
Me: Look pal I have no idea who you are, but I am May Dupp.
Stranger: I know, made up by The Indecisive Eejit.
Me: I don’t know what you mean and besides, I look nothing like her avatar, according to that guy Rob she’s all oogly boogly and shit.
Stranger: So you do know her!
Stranger: You sound a little unsure.
Me: Totally sure. As sure as a big sure thing schooled at the school of sureness.
Stranger: 50/50…phone a friend….
Me: Listen here sunshine is there some part of no you’re not understanding.
Stranger: I understand perfectly Miss Dupp. Has anyone ever told you that you have beautiful eyes.
Me: It won’t work………
Stranger: and that long silky blond hair, it’s just beautiful.
Me: Really, you thi………..it won’t work. What do you want anyway?
Stranger: I was looking for your May Dupp.
Me: So why did you ask if I was the Indecisve Eejit?
Stranger: The girl at the counter said it would wind you up, she said you’re not good with your fate being in someone else’s hands.
Me: She’s right, so are you going to tell me who you are?
Stranger: I’m a tarot card reader.
Me: Ah feck aff, that’s 20 minutes of my life I’m never going to get back!
Inspired by todays Daily Prompt!