In an attempt to increase his skills and get Seamus back into work, the dole office send him on a one day work experience to an office supplies company.
Later in the pub the lads are discussing the days events.
Billy: Well Seamus how did you get on the day then?
Seamus: Aye, no to bad, the craic was mighty. The boss was a bit of an eejit tho.
Billy: How so?
Seamus: Well, here be’s me to the boss, where do you want this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap.
Billy: Right?
Seamus: ‘An he says pop it over there in the corner. It took me four feckin hours!!
NB: Many thanks to Fiona McK who texted me this gem last night, I had to pad it out a little but the punchline had me literally laughing my ass off! She gets the credit for this one :)
The Indecisive Eejit 
This was too good! XD
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Lol ty :) But my friend takes the credit for this one, will let her know! :)
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Hahahahahah toooo funny. Reminds me a bit of a cleaner we had in the office Iworked in at the bus depot once. He was a pommy bloke. He was emptying the trash and said to me “how’s ye bin?” I looked at him and said “I’m doin great, thanks for asking”… then I realised that all he wanted was my rubbish…. HAHAHA.
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LOL Ohhh thats a good one too, you need a aussie duo :)
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Crikey I dunno if I could come the raw prawn at that, mate.
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lol oh i’m sure you could :)
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