Later in the pub the lads are discussing the days events.
Billy: Well Seamus how did you get on the day then?
Seamus: Aye, no to bad, the craic was mighty. The boss was a bit of an eejit tho.
Billy: How so?
Seamus: Well, here be’s me to the boss, where do you want this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap.
Seamus: ‘An he says pop it over there in the corner. It took me four feckin hours!!
NB: Many thanks to Fiona McK who texted me this gem last night, I had to pad it out a little but the punchline had me literally laughing my ass off! She gets the credit for this one :)