‘Oh Daisy here they come again. I can’t be doing with this today, I have a hell of a hangover after last night, look at me, I’m practically green.’
‘Well I did tell you that all that chomping on fermented grass was not going to do you any good, but you never listen. Mind you, these are a rare looking bunch.’
All I can say is I hope no one gets too close to my rear end, because I am not sure I can hold in the after effects of said fermented grass much longer.
Ach when I think back now to all we were promised, it’ll be fun they said, you’ll be a veritable cash cow they said, if only you just take the bull by the horns.
You were none to pleased at the start, I almost keeled over laughing when he said ‘Don’t have a cow’, oh the look on your face.
Ah well, tis show time, just an udder day in paradise.
Written for Priceless Joy’s Flash Fiction for Inspiring Writers – Thank goodness for the + – 25 words, I came in at 168 and even that was tough going. Click on the link if you would like to try this challenge for yourself.