When you’re young a tenna is something usually given at birthdays, pocket money or to go to the shops and buy your groceries with. Otherwise known as a ten pound note, it was and in fact still is a considerable amount of money and I wish I had a few more of them now.

As you get older, Tena are a pair of discreet lady garden undergarments you adorn before going out to dinner with your friends, who you just know are going to make you laugh until a wee bit of wee comes out!

Yay for getting old…the happiness…and erm other things just hangs clean outta ye!