Create a short story, piece of memoir, or epic poem that is 26 sentences long, in which the first sentence begins with “A” and each sentence thereafter begins with the next letter of the alphabet.
Decision making Norn Ireland style.
Ach look at that sunshine. What should we do today?
Belfast will be chocker block, not sure I fancy it to be honest.
Chippy tea anyways, no matter where we go, ok?
Do you not think you could do with losing a couple of pounds ya big gorb.
Eh? What you on about, sure my body’s a temple.
Ffs, it’s certainly the size of a temple. (laughing)
Give my head peace will ya, you know what I mean.
Here. What about getting one of them new fangled trains up to Portrush?
I’m skint. I’ve enough for a dander round and me chips and that’s about it.
Job seekers not come in yet then?
Kiss my arse, ya cheeky shite.
Listen, we need to make a decision here, cos the day’s marchin on.
My minds a blank. I can’t think of anything to do at all.
Ok so what’s our options?
Portrush or Belfast, that’s all we’ve come up with so far.
Quite a choice there, just not sure I fancy either. I’d love to do something different.
Right ye are, so think of something then ya gormless eejit.
Shusssh, I’m getting the old brain in gear as we speak.
Thought I smelt burnin!
Up yours! At least I’m trying.
Very trying, that you certainly are.
Wait i’ve got it…
You know that place where all the animals are…ahhhh…Bellevue…?
Zoo? Aye thats a good un, let’s go, I’ve got enough to get us both in.