‘Oh Daisy here they come again. I can’t be doing with this today, I have a hell of a hangover after last night, look at me, I’m practically green.’
‘Well I did tell you that all that chomping on fermented grass was not going to do you any good, but you never listen. Mind you, these are a rare looking bunch.’
All I can say is I hope no one gets too close to my rear end, because I am not sure I can hold in the after effects of said fermented grass much longer.
Ach when I think back now to all we were promised, it’ll be fun they said, you’ll be a veritable cash cow they said, if only you just take the bull by the horns.
You were none to pleased at the start, I almost keeled over laughing when he said ‘Don’t have a cow’, oh the look on your face.
Ah well, tis show time, just an udder day in paradise.
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Written for Priceless Joy’s Flash Fiction for Inspiring Writers – Thank goodness for the + – 25 words, I came in at 168 and even that was tough going. Click on the link if you would like to try this challenge for yourself.
The Indecisive Eejit 
Happy Blog Birthday to you!
I am so glad you are still here, too! :-)
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Honestly, I love this place, so I’m glad to be here too :) I wouldn’t have met all you wonderful people otherwise :)
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That is why I love it so much here too :-)
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Roflmao ….. this is delightfully brilliant Eejit! I love how you’ve taken certain “tired lines” and infected them with a dashing dose of humour and absolute insanity in telling this little story! I think Michael’s been quite the influence on you ;)
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It was actually Priceless Joy who coerced me into this one lol You know I never refuse a challenge.
Thinking back now, I am gutted I didn’t add the bull in the china shop line too, I now see a perfect place for it, but it would take me over my word limit lol
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well as it stands … it’s totally brilliant :)
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This is really cute! Why don’t you pingback to the challenge post and link it into the FFfAW InLinkz story board so more people can read your story?
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I did do a ping back but it didn’t seem to work and will do re the InLinkz I had scheduled it, that’s why I couldn’t do it in advance.
Will get er sorted the noo :)
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Oh, okay! Whenever you are ready!
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You need to give me a kick up the jacksey each week to remind me of this. My brain enjoyed the workout this morning lol
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LOL!! I don’t want to be buggin’ you about it. :D
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I probably need to be bugged about it, I get behind in my reading lol I’m gonna add the page to Bloglovin and see if that helps me lol
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I use an iPad for my blogging and I have a reminder app that I have to put everything into this app so it sends me out reminders. LOL! I have the worst memory!
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Actually that’s a good idea, *googles how to set alarms in Windows 10 calendar*
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Oh, heck yes! Good idea. It helps me a LOT! That will be great if you can get reminders too.
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Hee :-)
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Notice how I totally ignored the horns, I had to shape things to fit lol
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I’ve called my car Daisy!
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Love it, driving wee Miss Daisy lol
I have a new album for you to peruse, I think you might like it but I’m not 100% sure, but there is only one way to find out lol
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Cool I’ll have a wee listen. It’s not Driving Miss Daisy but I just realised that haha. It’s Daisy Juke lol
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Ahhhh lol I’m going to see if I can get you an air freshener shaped like a wee pair of hotpants :)
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Haha awesome!
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Oh, I’ve hear of her. From the creepy John Lewis Christmas advert haha but still I’ll give it a chance :)
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Stop dissing that advert i loved it, it makes me well up lol
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These coos get everywhere! Must admit I’ve grown quite fond of their multi-coloured hues. There’s one on my way to work which is regularly repainted.
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So you might think about doing the challenge then? Seriously, it was the look in their eyes that sold it for me lol It’s almost like the one on the right is going…oh ffs lol
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What, you’re waving the proverbial red flag at me??? We’ll see…. ;-)
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Mebbe, I know how much you love a challenge :)
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Brilliant use of all those cow-related cliches – nicely done :)
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Thank you, it was good giving my wonky top box a work out :)
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Well done, Juls! And here you keep telling us it all goes in one ear and out the udder…….you really kept this mooooving along, girl! Don’t you ever take any bull from anybody…..you milked this for all it was worth!
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*Groans* but in a good way honest! Ragin actually, some of these could have proved very useful, damn it! Maybe you need to pen a little short story of your own lass :)
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I think I’d better refrain….today’s story would concern the frustration in parenting a teen after falling into his PIT of a room.
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Uh oh, I deal with that, only mine is a 72 year old teen lol
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Pit from Hell, I tell you. No exaggeration. Have no idea how I’d handle 72-year-old “teen” …..I’m still trying to figure out how to motivate this one at almost-17. Thinking we should give up on both and have lunch! Your country or mine? :)
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Hopefully in time both ;) why think small lass! lol
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Hi Juls on any udder day who knows what bull I might have expected from you but today you came up with a cow of a story and one I shall remember always…..so glad the bull was taken by the horns and not some tender part of his anatomy…..
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Is it bad of me that I totally ignored the fact they were bulls as it would have ruined my story lol I think people have forgiven me!
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I would think they have, we are that kind of forgiving folk….
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Nice playing on words and sayings.
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Thank you very much :)
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Ohh I love this story.
XD
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Thanks, but gutted, think there were a few more cliches I could have squeezed in with a few more words lol
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LOL, very funny – well done! :)
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Thanks, I’m glad it moo’ved you to laughter :)
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Delightful!
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Thank you so much :)
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You’re welcome!
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Brilliant play on some good old terms!!
@Samantha/samratkel from
Shadow Realities
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Thank you, on hindsight I missed a fair few, gutted lol
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You got some good ones snuck in for the right balance
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