touchingˈtʌtʃɪŋ/adjective1. arousing feelings of sympathy or gratitude.
I’ve written many different kinds of posts, happy ones, sad ones, frustrated ones and angry ones to name but a few. I don’t however think I have written too many touching ones, so I think it is time I address that issue.
My touching post!
I touched the electrical socket, only I licked my finger first,
My hair has now gone curly and I look like someone cursed.
My legs have gone all tingly and there’s a buzzing in my heart,
I hope I don’t shoot lightening bolts if I accidentally fart!
There you go, how was that for a first post. That is what they mean by touching right!? Did you feel sympathy for me?
In other news, Happy Birthday to my Sister, let me embarrass her once again by putting her wonderful little Haiku on the world wide web for all to see.
Sitting on the train
Enveloped in a fart cloud
Of my own making.
Many happy returns oh Sister of mine!
The Indecisive Eejit 
I did indeed feel sympathy for you, great poem. And what a beautiful haiku. XD
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I know right, she has a talent it would seen does my Sister…for trouser trumps lol
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Haha! Love this Jules! You never fail to make me laugh! :)
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I’m thinking perhaps this is not what is meant by touching, but never mind lol I never did process to being the brightest pixie in the forest :)
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You’re brilliant Jules! :)
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Ha HA! It seems that you and your sister have both got similar talents. I am impressed :-)
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Why thank you. I used to write poetry a lot, got asked all the time to do leaving poems. It takes the old wonky top box longer to think of things these days lol
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Well I loved it! It certainly tickled my funny bone! :-)
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I giggled at both! Awesome! :D
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Well I’m glad I made you giggle :)
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Hee hee :-)
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It might not be so hee hee if you had to smell it ;) lol
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Love it!
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I’m glad I was hopefully able to make you smile for a change, it’s usually the other way round :)
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You did. 😀
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OMG. What a sister you must be…….I bet you two have a million stories and could sit there trying to outdo each other for years! Happy b-day to your sister and I commend you on your first attempt at a touching verse. Not exactly what I envisioned, but definitely very much you!
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Lol my Sister said the same, she was waiting for this really sad post and got trouser trumps instead :)
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Hahaha you so crack me up!
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Thank you, that made me smile :)
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The second poem reminds me of the time Beavis did an ode to whizzing on an electric fence.
When I was little and had no sense,
I took a whizz on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, It shocked my balls.
Then I took a crap in my overalls.
They just don’t write ’em like that anymore…
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Omg that’s brilliant, I just guffawed in a full train, which means I hate you right now, but only for making me laugh lol
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I’m glad I am not sat next to you on the train otherwise I’d be fanning my face with my newspaper.
You did however make me laugh with your touching post. :) Happy Birthday to your sister. 🎂
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Your fanning of the fart could have the same affect as the Truth App, way to wipe out a train with a wave of a paper lol
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Happy Birthday sis! My little brother actually did do that when he was eight years old! Amazingly, my dad through his body against him to dislodge him from the socket. His hair really did stand up, broke out into a sweat too. He laid there, just staring off into space for quite a few minutes. All I can say; is thank goodness he didn’t get a bill from the electric company for abusing energy. :D
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When I was younger on my Uncles farm we used to stand in a line stemming from the electric fence, it actually did travel through is all, that was about all I could handle, I wasn’t much of a live wire lol
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LOL I’m glad you survived, Juls. :D
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Ha, ha! Thanks for cheering me up.
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You’re welcome :)
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Laughed along with the rest of you which tells me we’re all kids at heart who love pooh-bum talk and jokes :) Of course the more shocked someone is the more it spurs us to greater heights of silliness. Love it. xx Linda
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Why thank you. Trouser trumps, the gift that keeps on giving laughter, year after year lol
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I’m a big fan of your sister’s haiku. :)
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You’d be doing a big bit if fanning if you were sitting beside her on the train lol
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Fan for your life!!!
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Had me reeling at my chair … causing much welcomed laughter … and some pain (not your doing) .. stiffness in the joints that could use a good dose of grease! Shaking all about …. your humour is a true gift and blessing XD
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I’m glad I was able to make you smile and sorry about the pain, even if it was not my doing. As long as you’re not shaking all about because of the tremors from my bottom burps that’s OK :)
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LOL …. you are too funny woman! XD
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